Lisa is a humor blogger who plays an unconvincing lawyer in real life. She a blog, http://lisanewlin.com, that you should read religiously. Lisa shouldn't be allowed around sharp objects, anything breakable, or anything with carbohydrates. She prefers dogs over most people, and food over most everything. Her husband tolerates her, but she’s not sure why.
Lisa writes for NickMom.com and HumorOutcasts.com. Her work has been featured on Erma Bombeck and in thePowderRoom. She also writes a syndicated newspaper column about the funnier sides of practicing law. She co-authored the best selling anthologies “I Just Want To Be Alone” and “You’ve Got Lipstick On Your Teeth.”
Her blog, http://lisanewlin.com, will make you feel better about your own life. It will also remind you that vodka is the answer to everything, except if the question is "What should I throw on this fire?" Then the answer is definitely NOT vodka.
If you’ve ever hired movers, you know there are certain <ahem> “qualities” that can accompany such a purchase. Granted, not all movers are horrible, but my experience has shown there are many things that are constant across the board. Continue reading →
I’m not particularly fond of lugging around a purse everywhere I go, but it’s a necessary evil of being a woman. Over time I’ve found my purses continue to get larger and larger, the end result being a purse the size of a piece of carry on luggage.
Come to think of it, a piece of luggage would probably be cheaper than a purse.
No matter how good my intentions when I get a new purse, at some point I find it filled with random things I never intended. Oftentimes I don’t even know what’s in there; and I’m scared to look.
I end up lugging around a bag that’s filled with what’s most likely just a bunch of trash. Continue reading →
I’m embarrassed to admit that sometimes I keep up with the Kardashians. Granted, it’s not that hard to do, as they plaster themselves all over as many publications as possible. From Kimye to Disaster Dad, those Kardashians are a train wreck that continues to crash over and over.
by Lisa Newlin is BSO’s newest author. Her work is reguarly featured at NickMom and in the hot-selling book, “YouHave Lipstick on Your Teeth: And Other Things You’ll Only Hear from Your Friends In The Powder Room.” If you want to read more by Lisa, and we can’t think of any good reason why you wouldn’t, check her out at lisanewlin.com/blog, or of course, come back here soon.