About Lisa Newlin

Lisa is a humor blogger who plays an unconvincing lawyer in real life. She a blog, http://lisanewlin.com, that you should read religiously. Lisa shouldn't be allowed around sharp objects, anything breakable, or anything with carbohydrates. She prefers dogs over most people, and food over most everything. Her husband tolerates her, but she’s not sure why. Lisa writes for NickMom.com and HumorOutcasts.com. Her work has been featured on Erma Bombeck and in thePowderRoom. She also writes a syndicated newspaper column about the funnier sides of practicing law. She co-authored the best selling anthologies “I Just Want To Be Alone” and “You’ve Got Lipstick On Your Teeth.” Her blog, http://lisanewlin.com, will make you feel better about your own life. It will also remind you that vodka is the answer to everything, except if the question is "What should I throw on this fire?" Then the answer is definitely NOT vodka.

Would You Hire These Guys? Honest Moving Company Slogans

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If you’ve ever hired movers, you know there are certain <ahem> “qualities” that can accompany such a purchase.  Granted, not all movers are horrible, but my experience has shown there are many things that are constant across the board. Continue reading

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What’s At The Bottom Of Every Woman’s Purse

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what's in every woman's purseI’m not particularly fond of lugging around a purse everywhere I go, but it’s a necessary evil of being a woman.  Over time I’ve found my purses continue to get larger and larger, the end result being a purse the size of a piece of carry on luggage.

Come to think of it, a piece of luggage would probably be cheaper than a purse.

No matter how good my intentions when I get a new purse, at some point I find it filled with random things I never intended.  Oftentimes I don’t even know what’s in there; and I’m scared to look.

I end up lugging around a bag that’s filled with what’s most likely just a bunch of trash. Continue reading

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What’s In The Kardashians’ Storage Unit

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what's in the kardashian's storage unitI’m embarrassed to admit that sometimes I keep up with the Kardashians.  Granted, it’s not that hard to do, as they plaster themselves all over as many publications as possible. From Kimye to Disaster Dad, those Kardashians are a train wreck that continues to crash over and over.

It’s why we love to hate them. Continue reading

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A Guide to Packing For A Weekend in Las Vegas

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How to pack for a weekend inFor years, party-goers and bachelor and bachelorette parties alike have been going to Vegas to get some sun and lose their inhibitions.

Vegas isn’t my cup of an overpriced drink, but I’ve been there so I know a thing or two about what you need to have a successful time in Sin City. Continue reading

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Ten things you never want to overhear your movers say

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ten things you don't want to hear your movers sayI refuse to personally move my things whenever I change domiciles.  I despise heavy lifting and anything that makes me sweaty, so moving boxes just isn’t my thing.

I also refuse to help friends move.  This may make me sound snobby but if they were my real friends they wouldn’t ask me to help them move.

They’d ask me if I wanted their extra New Kids On The Block concert tickets. Continue reading

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How to pack for the big move (and how we ACTUALLY do it)

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Lisa Newlin is BSO’s newest author. Her work is reguarly featured at NickMom and in the hot-selling book, “YouHave Lipstick on Your Teeth: And Other Things You’ll Only Hear from Your Friends In The Powder Room.” If you want to read more by Lisa, and we can’t think of any good reason why you wouldn’t, check her out at lisanewlin.com/blog, or of course, come back here soon.
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