Would You Hire These Guys? Honest Moving Company Slogans

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Our employees care

If you’ve ever hired movers, you know there are certain <ahem> “qualities” that can accompany such a purchase.  Granted, not all movers are horrible, but my experience has shown there are many things that are constant across the board.

So I’ve decided to create realistic slogans for what moving companies really mean about the moving services they provide.

We will definitely need to use

Speedy moving delivery Bubble wrap Most of your stuff will be handled with care We don't pack or unpack Moving breakables

Grab your air fresheners! we use safe lifting w Our workers don't care


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Lisa is a humor blogger who plays an unconvincing lawyer in real life. She a blog, http://lisanewlin.com, that you should read religiously. Lisa shouldn't be allowed around sharp objects, anything breakable, or anything with carbohydrates. She prefers dogs over most people, and food over most everything. Her husband tolerates her, but she’s not sure why. Lisa writes for NickMom.com and HumorOutcasts.com. Her work has been featured on Erma Bombeck and in thePowderRoom. She also writes a syndicated newspaper column about the funnier sides of practicing law. She co-authored the best selling anthologies “I Just Want To Be Alone” and “You’ve Got Lipstick On Your Teeth.” Her blog, http://lisanewlin.com, will make you feel better about your own life. It will also remind you that vodka is the answer to everything, except if the question is "What should I throw on this fire?" Then the answer is definitely NOT vodka.

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